My name is a secret, this my humour blog with a dash of fandom.
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Btw I'm straight; for you guys that asked
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together
A helpful flow chart for those who may need some pointers in the matter.
Designed by Racquel Reichard :)
Regram from @mmmitzi because this is so on point with how I’ve been feeling lately. Thanks for the inspiration girl!
the perfect time to figure out how to get out of my bad situation is right now after drinking all the bottle of liquor
Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?
I feel like when the 50 shades movie comes out there are gonna be a lot of aspiring daddy doms in those theaters, fully suited and carrying a clipboard. taking notes and saying “oh yes of course” throughout the film