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giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

tentaclesandteacups:

A helpful flow chart for those who may need some pointers in the matter.

Designed by Racquel Reichard :)

tentaclesandteacups:

A helpful flow chart for those who may need some pointers in the matter.

Designed by Racquel Reichard :)

kristenmerieandacupoftea:

Regram from @mmmitzi because this is so on point with how I’ve been feeling lately. Thanks for the inspiration girl!

kristenmerieandacupoftea:

Regram from @mmmitzi because this is so on point with how I’ve been feeling lately. Thanks for the inspiration girl!

(Source: discolor3d)

wolfpupy:

the perfect time to figure out how to get out of my bad situation is right now after drinking all the bottle of liquor

liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

reallylameblog:

I feel like when the 50 shades movie comes out there are gonna be a lot of aspiring daddy doms in those theaters, fully suited and carrying a clipboard. taking notes and saying “oh yes of course” throughout the film